turdqu0ize:

keep fuckin walkin you postman piece of shit
Be happy for no reason, like a child. If you are happy for a reason, you’re in trouble, because that reason can be taken from you.

Deepak Chopra

(via purplebuddhaproject)

jordosross:

nickandjades-infinitelaughter:

Me as a parent


"This is why dad left"
Make damn sure what you’re waiting for, is worth the fucking wait. (via lovelikeliquor)

(Source: williamchapmanwritings)

fuckgasm:

even my friends aren’t my friends

fuckgasm:

even my friends aren’t my friends

fuckgasm:

even my friends aren’t my friends

thatkindofwoman:

 Angus柒 
Are you scared? Or are you not ready? There is a difference. Unique Quietness (via perpetuite)

(Source: psych-facts)

phoenix-falls:

malformalady:

Wisconsin snow storm versus flooding in Ireland

Ireland isn’t fucking around with the sealing capabilities of their doors

nofaddano:

guy: psstt! look at me while you suck. i wanna see those eyes
girl: *looks up*
guy: image

d0nn0:

Job Interviewer: so what do you for fun?

Me:

image